I found these awesome quotes online and thought you would get a kick out of them.

Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:

It’s you and me against the world…We attack at dawn.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Though eagles may soar, weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines

Heaven doesn’t want me, Purgatory banned me after I caused a riot and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. Again.

A word to the wise isn’t necessary, it the stupid ones that need advice.

It’s you and me against the world…We attack at dawn..

Who’s the bigger fool; the fool or the fool who follows him.

Perhaps when you’re in a relationship hugs come before toast?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Remember half the people you meet are below average.

Money talks and mine says “Good-bye.”

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

It’s okay to talk to yourself, it’s okay to ask yourself questions, it’s even okay to answer those questions. Just don’t ever ask yourself a question and then go “huh?”

Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn’t say something. Me, not so much

Shut up brain or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip again.

I tried to keep an open mind but my brains kept falling out

Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!